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God Bless my Shitty Apartment keychain

$12.00
$12.00
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✨ handpicked in charleston, sc

God Bless My Shitty Apartment Keychain

Turn the daily grind of rent and cramped spaces into a wink-worthy accessory with a vintage-inspired motel vibe. This 3.5-inch keychain speaks to the shared truth of urban living and lets you wear your situation with a smile.

  • Material and color: bold pink or black plastic
  • Hardware: sturdy 1.25-inch keyring
  • Size: 3.5" overall length
  • Vibe: a playful, conversation-starting nod to apartment frustration turned into style

Ideal for New York transplants, city dwellers, and anyone stuck in a tiny space paying way too much rent.

Gift-ready and versatile, this keychain makes a perfect standout present for friends venting about their living situation — or keep one for yourself as a daily reminder that you’re not alone. A charming, relatable accessory that turns apartment frustration into personality.

SHIPPING + PICKUP

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes! Every U.S. order ships free 💌

Where does my order ship from?

Straight from our shop on King Street in Charleston, SC.

How will I know when it ships?

We ship with USPS, and you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order is on its way.

Can I pick up in store?

Yes! Choose local pickup at checkout and we'll email you when your order is ready. Pick up at 460 King Street, Charleston — Mon–Tue 11am–5pm, Wed–Sun 11am–7pm.